Comments on: Something I may or may not do during 2009 http://victoriamarinelli.com/main/?p=1088 I hate arguments. I love stories. I hate ideology. I love passion. That is all. Wed, 02 Jun 2010 19:32:44 -0600 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: vmarinelli http://victoriamarinelli.com/main/?p=1088&cpage=1#comment-2365 vmarinelli Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:10:25 +0000 http://victoriamarinelli.com/main/?p=1088#comment-2365 That's a hilarious snippet, and one I totally botched when I tried to relay it to my husband. Yeah, I'm going to need some practice! (And, very much understood re: your earlier comment pertaining to inebriation.) <br><br>Thanks for being so sweet! That's a hilarious snippet, and one I totally botched when I tried to relay it to my husband. Yeah, I'm going to need some practice! (And, very much understood re: your earlier comment pertaining to inebriation.)

Thanks for being so sweet!

]]> By: DaisyDeadhead http://victoriamarinelli.com/main/?p=1088&cpage=1#comment-2364 DaisyDeadhead Sat, 03 Jan 2009 12:33:11 +0000 http://victoriamarinelli.com/main/?p=1088#comment-2364 I tend to like the balls-out Sam Kinison type of stand-up, minus the sexism. Still, lots of that cartoon sexism was part of the act. (Full disclosure: we were distantly related.)<br><br>I still quote him about why Jesus couldn't have been married-- <br><br>Wife: But you've been gone for <i>three days!</i><br><br>Jesus: EXCUSE ME, but I was <i><b>DEAD!!!!!</i></b><br><br>I also quote his line, imagining what Joseph might have said to Jesus growing up:<br><br>"Well, you'd <i>BETTER</i> be God, little mister!!!!!"<br><br>He just slayed me with that shit. :D I tend to like the balls-out Sam Kinison type of stand-up, minus the sexism. Still, lots of that cartoon sexism was part of the act. (Full disclosure: we were distantly related.)

I still quote him about why Jesus couldn't have been married–

Wife: But you've been gone for three days!

Jesus: EXCUSE ME, but I was DEAD!!!!!

I also quote his line, imagining what Joseph might have said to Jesus growing up:

“Well, you'd BETTER be God, little mister!!!!!”

He just slayed me with that shit. :D

]]> By: DaisyDeadhead http://victoriamarinelli.com/main/?p=1088&cpage=1#comment-2363 DaisyDeadhead Sat, 03 Jan 2009 12:32:39 +0000 http://victoriamarinelli.com/main/?p=1088#comment-2363 My first comment disappeared, in which I said GOOD LUCK! My first comment disappeared, in which I said GOOD LUCK!

]]> By: DaisyDeadhead http://victoriamarinelli.com/main/?p=1088&cpage=1#comment-2362 DaisyDeadhead Sat, 03 Jan 2009 12:27:13 +0000 http://victoriamarinelli.com/main/?p=1088#comment-2362 Just remember the rule: no booze other than a *very* light loosening-up, no smoke, no drugs. People think they are lots funnier than they are when they do too much of that stuff. If you ain't Richard Pryor, Chevy Chase, et al.--abstain!<br><br>Unsolicited advice from grandma!<br><br>That said, I think you'd be great--and don't forget to record it for us. If you don't like it, you have the option to yank it or not show it! But I wanna see! :)<br><br>I imagine you as a Paula Poundstone, more mellow type. <i>(((kisses)))</i> Just remember the rule: no booze other than a *very* light loosening-up, no smoke, no drugs. People think they are lots funnier than they are when they do too much of that stuff. If you ain't Richard Pryor, Chevy Chase, et al.–abstain!

Unsolicited advice from grandma!

That said, I think you'd be great–and don't forget to record it for us. If you don't like it, you have the option to yank it or not show it! But I wanna see! :)

I imagine you as a Paula Poundstone, more mellow type. (((kisses)))

]]> By: vmarinelli http://victoriamarinelli.com/main/?p=1088&cpage=1#comment-2361 vmarinelli Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:02:36 +0000 http://victoriamarinelli.com/main/?p=1088#comment-2361 Honey, you'd be great. If you're willing to make the foray, I'll happily be in the audience (or not, if that'd make you nervous). <br><br>Lately, I've been digging on Andy Kaufman. He didn't mind bombing spectacularly in between his unequivocally brilliant and engaging performances. He didn't give a shit how he was received (at least, that appeared to be true, unless that illusion was just another of his tricks), so he could effectively get to the unhinged heart of everything. I love the hell out of that. Honey, you'd be great. If you're willing to make the foray, I'll happily be in the audience (or not, if that'd make you nervous).

Lately, I've been digging on Andy Kaufman. He didn't mind bombing spectacularly in between his unequivocally brilliant and engaging performances. He didn't give a shit how he was received (at least, that appeared to be true, unless that illusion was just another of his tricks), so he could effectively get to the unhinged heart of everything. I love the hell out of that.

]]> By: j. http://victoriamarinelli.com/main/?p=1088&cpage=1#comment-2360 j. Fri, 02 Jan 2009 03:20:04 +0000 http://victoriamarinelli.com/main/?p=1088#comment-2360 I have always wanted to try standup, just once. I figure I am about 44% as funny as Kathy Griffin, and 44% of her audience would be enough for me. Then again, I am 162% funnier than Rosie O'Donnell and she did standup for years. Yes, yes, this could work out just fine. I have always wanted to try standup, just once. I figure I am about 44% as funny as Kathy Griffin, and 44% of her audience would be enough for me. Then again, I am 162% funnier than Rosie O'Donnell and she did standup for years. Yes, yes, this could work out just fine.

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