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A minor marital vignette

The hair, with shadow of husband.

[L: Me with newly red-ified hair; R: shadow of husband taking picture. One of our stranger portraits together.]

Proof my husband hates me:

He recorded “Bait Shop,” starring Bill Engvall and Billy Ray Cyrus, on the DVR.

Proof my husband loves me:

Only five minutes into its playback, even he had to acknowledge it was so desperately, irredeemably bad that he deleted it.

This might also explain why, even when I am flipping him off, I am also smiling.